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Men! Don’t do this!
Image via Wikipedia A short but urgent message. I just have to warn you, those of you who are fashion- conscious males, not to imitate the cover of this week’s T, the Sunday New York Times style...
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Columbus defends himself on the Larry King show
Columbus lands, asks directions to CNN studio (Image via Wikipedia) (Official CNN transcript) Larry: It’s Columbus Day and my next guest is the man the holiday was named after. Christopher Columbus,...
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Why they stopped reading the Weekly World News
Image via Wikipedia The great double joke of the Weekly World News in its glory days was that as you chortled over the wildly funny stories, you assumed that somewhere there were rubes who really...
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I’m having trouble caring about Balloon Boy…and everything else
The assembly hall of the Swedish Parliament (Image via Wikipedia) Balloon Boy: Listen, this was nothing but the old kid-down-the-well story turned upside down, except he wasn’t, and I don’t care. I...
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At New York Times, job cuts hit top echelon
Image via Wikipedia Arthur Ochs Sulzberger Jr., who worked his way up from tiny, well-fed princeling to incompetent publisher over a mediocre 31-year career at The New York Times, has been laid off by...
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Salahis hope to sell Tiger Woods’ story after crashing his residence
White House dinner crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi got into Tiger Woods’ Florida home yesterday and are now said to be shopping the golf superstar’s account of the mysterious traffic accident that...
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These Tiger Woods bulletins just in!!!
Three more Tiger sex partners step forward Three contestants in the Miss World contest being held in Sao Paulo, Brazil, today admitted they have had sex with golf superstar Tiger Woods. The three,...
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Some fatherly advice for Sarah Palin
Father knows best (Image via Wikipedia) Dear Sarah: I’m sorry you blew the founding-fathers question that Glenn Beck unexpectedly threw at you on Fox News the other day. You always have to watch out...
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Rielle Hunter furious to learn pictures were taken during photo shoot
Image by John Kratz via Flickr Rielle Hunter says she is outraged that GQ took pictures of her during a photo shoot during which she posed semi-nude. “They never told me there would be a camera,” the...
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You hate Comic Sans? Well, I hate you! So there
Image via Wikipedia Friday morning I arose to the bracing news that the LeBron James controversy had spawned a brand new controversy even more ridiculous than the original controversy (which, if I...
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